Hi.

the-uncultured-lesbian: Correction: Oh my gods

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:22:02 -0400

Correction: Oh my gods

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:17:19 -0400

faleeshm0:

holyyumm:

afri-kinda:

ayemuhhfucka:

187misfit:

findinmimo:

the-bookie-monster:

babyelisha:

alternia-and-beforus:

a-little-bit-of-lizerature:

taylorswiftville:

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

Please please please do I want to meet you.

DO IT

JUST DO IT

Ayeeee I wouldn’t mind

Hi potential new friend!

im really shy but you should talk to me

Talk to me ☺️

why don’t y'all talk to me? 😔

Pleeeeeeaaaasseeeee

Well, I’m Tristin currently trying to get my life together and would love for someone to help me forget about all my problems and have a nice conversation about ANYTHING

You can talk to me about anything…I’m here

Please let me meet you😊

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:43:00 -0400

zemathememequeen: listen,,,,,, bi/pan/ace/aro solidarity is the...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:42:55 -0400

zemathememequeen:

listen,,,,,, bi/pan/ace/aro solidarity is the coolest because in some ways, we’re opposites. and yet there’s all these bi/pan/ply people out here fighting for us aspecs. can’t thank y'all enough.

bojanglesrph: lochnessmonster: Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole”...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:25:29 -0400

bojanglesrph:

lochnessmonster:

Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

because people call them “bitches”

hogwarts memes

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:06:45 -0400

parseltonquinq:

classicantics:

sleepyysalamiri:

caffeinepants:

yourjacketisnowdry:

tawghasa:

bookavid:

devilrie:

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

- POTTER

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

Snape impressions:

If someone asks you where something (literally anything) is and you don’t know say that it’s on “page 394”
The ‘see-how-loudly-we-can-say-the word-“obviously”-in Snape’s-voice- before-you-get-wacked-with-a-book- game’

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:54:29 -0400

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:49:24 -0400

sherlock5countdown: Yo back from my unplanned hiatusWhat up mood

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:33:44 -0400

sherlock5countdown:

Yo back from my unplanned hiatus
What up

mood

wholesomepetmemes: strokemydogmeat: Where’s the updates ask and...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:31:10 -0400

wholesomepetmemes:

strokemydogmeat:

Where’s the updates

ask and ye shall receive

I don’t know why, but I’m actually crying.

aro-soulmate-project: aroacearborvitae: far-too-aro-for-this: a...

Tue, 29 May 2018 04:28:14 -0400

aro-soulmate-project:

aroacearborvitae:

far-too-aro-for-this:

aro-soulmate-project:

aroacearborvitae:

I LOVE MEMES

Yes! More memes!

raviolisgale: YAAAAAAAAAS.

Tue, 29 May 2018 04:24:09 -0400

raviolisgale:

YAAAAAAAAAS.

thesherlockfandomest1892: the-reading-lemon: silentauroriamthere...

Tue, 29 May 2018 03:23:37 -0400

thesherlockfandomest1892:

the-reading-lemon:

silentauroriamthereal:

simpleanddestructivechemistry:

steadymentalityengineer:

andrewscottsstupidface:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

sherlocksaysjawn:

sir-arthur-conan-doyle:

cumberbumbers:

cumberbuddy:

ohmysaintedpyjamas:

I really love the headphones on the skull. And what a neat doorknob.

Wait. Is that a mini 7 drawer filing cabinet???? Oh my fucking god, it is. Cute.

yeah but check out that laptop

are you kidding me you see but you do not observe

look at those freaking beautiful curtains

The wallpaper! The wallpaper is such a pretty shade of green!

OMFG you guys.

Look at that door, and the way the light reflects off of it. Beautiful cinematography.

Really, you guys?

Is anyone going to figure out where they got those chairs? They look really comfortable.

I can’t imagine no one saw the filing cabinet?? Looks perfect for make up

oh yes! I love everything in this place! and want it all.

I wonder what’s in that picture frame…

Please tell me more about those lamps.

~~HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT SKULL?!~~ How did he get such a beautiful skull to decorate the wall?
Sherlock: Pickpocketed it.
From the Natural History Museum.

Something that we all love about the series is the set design, especially 221B because they just move in in the first episode and we see it change as they live in it. And that cinematography though…

I don’t think we hear enough about the people who do any of these behind the scenes jobs enough sometimes: we just see directors, producers and sometimes cinematographers. IDK it just seems weird we don’t know about them a lot of the time, and a lot of people don’t think about them a lot. I’m proud of my fandom for taking an interest. :)

the-reading-lemon: silentauroriamthereal: simpleanddestructivech...

Tue, 29 May 2018 03:09:05 -0400

the-reading-lemon:

silentauroriamthereal:

simpleanddestructivechemistry:

steadymentalityengineer:

andrewscottsstupidface:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

sherlocksaysjawn:

sir-arthur-conan-doyle:

cumberbumbers:

cumberbuddy:

ohmysaintedpyjamas:

I really love the headphones on the skull. And what a neat doorknob.

Wait. Is that a mini 7 drawer filing cabinet???? Oh my fucking god, it is. Cute.

yeah but check out that laptop

are you kidding me you see but you do not observe

look at those freaking beautiful curtains

The wallpaper! The wallpaper is such a pretty shade of green!

OMFG you guys.

Look at that door, and the way the light reflects off of it. Beautiful cinematography.

Really, you guys?

Is anyone going to figure out where they got those chairs? They look really comfortable.

I can’t imagine no one saw the filing cabinet?? Looks perfect for make up

oh yes! I love everything in this place! and want it all.

I wonder what’s in that picture frame…

Please tell me more about those lamps.

~~HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT SKULL?!~~ How did he get such a beautiful skull to decorate the wall?

Sherlock: Pickpocketed it.

From the Natural History Museum.

avengersmemes: This is everything I needed tbh 😂🔝 This is what...

Sun, 13 May 2018 04:54:51 -0400

avengersmemes:

This is everything I needed tbh 😂🔝

This is what we all need

whosfuckingbad: maltese-vulcan: french-verbz: Well now I can...

Sun, 13 May 2018 04:46:56 -0400

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

asbergersgirllife: christopherandhisstuff: galaxyhowlter: saik...

Sun, 13 May 2018 04:17:10 -0400

asbergersgirllife:

christopherandhisstuff:

galaxyhowlter:

saiko-the-pillow-child:

aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Please, show people you are there for them. It means a lot to us.

Idk what’s happening to this Tumblr blog so just assume from now on that it’s random...

Sun, 13 May 2018 04:06:27 -0400

Idk what’s happening to this Tumblr blog so just assume from now on that it’s random fandom stuff, lgbtqia+ stuff, and mental health and maybe autism stuff too because the wait for diagnosis is stressing me out. Anyone else in the same boat or has been? Send halp.

probablymetarpgideas: theshay-shay: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedork...

Sun, 13 May 2018 03:54:56 -0400

probablymetarpgideas:

theshay-shay:

strikelikeahawk:

pantheraj:

bemusedlybespectacled:

princedorkface:

glumshoe:

there-was-a-girl:

memes-and-musicals:

musicalhell:

necrotelecomnicon:

prokopetz:

silver-tongues-blog:

prokopetz:

stumblngrumbl:

prokopetz:

amalgarn:

radicaltrains:

radicaltrains:

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

*stands majestically in a bucket*

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands.

can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?

can he be in a wheelbarrow?

What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?

What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?

European swallows or African swallows?

this was wild from start to finish

Can he stand on land when it’s raining really heavily?

Rivers always lead to the sea, can he just swim up the river? I know that they tend not to be salty- but still?

Is there a possibility that Jones has been thinking about it for years but never tested it out?

What if this idea was a collaboration between Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones? ~~I will be minutely disappointed Tumblr if you don’t go and write that.~~

Why doesn’t he travel to these kinds of temporary islands with buckets strapped to his feet all the time?

Aren’t all islands temporary until they erode?

What about land that is only revealed when the tide moves each day and the sand us wet?

How much water before it’s considered wet enough?

Again, back to the question of “dOeS iT nEeD tO bE sAlTy™ ?!?!”

morbidwinter: 🌘♥️💮🖊🎐🧠📝👓🦊☀️♥️🌒emoji spell for good grades and exams! like to charge, reblog to cast...

Sun, 13 May 2018 03:20:00 -0400

morbidwinter:

🌘♥️💮🖊🎐🧠📝👓🦊☀️♥️🌒
emoji spell for good grades and exams! like to charge, reblog to cast ☀️
Good Luck everyone, blessed be your brain! 🧠
You can do it, everyone believes in you! ♥️

Hi.

the-uncultured-lesbian: Correction: Oh my gods

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

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zemathememequeen: listen,,,,,, bi/pan/ace/aro solidarity is the...

bojanglesrph: lochnessmonster: Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole”...

hogwarts memes

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sherlock5countdown: Yo back from my unplanned hiatusWhat up mood

Yo back from my unplanned hiatus

wholesomepetmemes: strokemydogmeat: Where’s the updates ask and...

aro-soulmate-project: aroacearborvitae: far-too-aro-for-this: a...

raviolisgale: YAAAAAAAAAS.

thesherlockfandomest1892: the-reading-lemon: silentauroriamthere...

the-reading-lemon: silentauroriamthereal: simpleanddestructivech...

avengersmemes: This is everything I needed tbh 😂🔝 This is what...

whosfuckingbad: maltese-vulcan: french-verbz: Well now I can...

asbergersgirllife: christopherandhisstuff: galaxyhowlter: saik...

Idk what’s happening to this Tumblr blog so just assume from now on that it’s random...

Idk what’s happening to this Tumblr blog so just assume from now on that it’s random fandom stuff, lgbtqia+ stuff, and mental health and maybe autism stuff too because the wait for diagnosis is stressing me out. Anyone else in the same boat or has been? Send halp.

probablymetarpgideas: theshay-shay: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedork...

morbidwinter: 🌘♥️💮🖊🎐🧠📝👓🦊☀️♥️🌒emoji spell for good grades and exams! like to charge, reblog to cast...

🌘♥️💮🖊🎐🧠📝👓🦊☀️♥️🌒

Good Luck everyone, blessed be your brain! 🧠

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!