listen,,,,,, bi/pan/ace/aro solidarity is the coolest because in some ways, we’re opposites. and yet there’s all these bi/pan/ply people out here fighting for us aspecs. can’t thank y'all enough.
Correction: Oh my gods
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Where’s the updates
ask and ye shall receive
I don’t know why, but I’m actually crying.
Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type
because people call them “bitches”
hogwarts memes
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall
why
- POTTER
- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”
- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction
- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”
- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”
- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )
reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD
-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…
-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI
-”i’d rather be petrified”
-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”
I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic
Snape impressions:
- If someone asks you where something (literally anything) is and you don’t know say that it’s on “page 394”
- The ‘see-how-loudly-we-can-say-the word-“obviously”-in Snape’s-voice- before-you-get-wacked-with-a-book- game’
